cas-is-deans-unicorn:

sam your face is out of control and it should stay that way

r0bbstark:

my preferred pronoun is khaleesi

storybookoflegends:

”..Never mind about that. If the contaminants air-borne now, there’s hours left..”

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

_{We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved.}

_{My dear Sam,} 

_{You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.} 

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

zackisontumblr:

I have 3 moods:

• Skips every song on my Ipod
• Let the music play without interruption
• Plays the same song on repeat for days

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

^{Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die…}